How to contact me
Before you do, please note:-
- I don't need any penis pills
- I am a man, and my breasts are quite large
enough already
- I grow my own acai berrys in the back garden
- I don't need a new watch
- My bank knows who I am, you don't
- I have sufficient diplomas to keep me happy in
life
- I don't need any job offers
- I
already have the colonels $250,000,000 (two hundred and fifty million
US dollars) money that his widow hid in the secret Nigerian bank account
- I don't understand strange non European
character sets
Some
of my favourite web sites are;
If
you still want to contact me then use this email address. Don't try to
click on it, and don't try to cut and paste it. Also ignore any spaces. Just
type it out exactly as you see it here.
billy.#kelsey@tescoid.net.cn
(yes
I know it is a crap way to protect my email address, but it may help
cut down on some automated email harvesters, and it is still safer than
you adding my email address to chain letters that end up heavens knows
where !)